Friday, January 20, 2012

Ten Things To Do In The Last 24 Hours Of My Life

1. Go skydiving because I like flying. If my parachute doesn't open, then oh well. I'm going to die anyway. It would be a good fall.
2. Race a cop and see how far I get before they pull me over, somehow. Maybe I could get the world record for longest police chase.
3. Go to the mx track and do some laps because I love riding.
4. Say goodbye to family because it's the right thing to do.
5. Eat a nice steak dinner with all the fixings. Who wants to die on an empty stomach?
6. Tell all the b..... girls to shove it because they need to hear it.
7. Rob a bank so my family be will set up well in the future. Colton can go to a decent college. Mom and Dad will have party money and go on a honeymoon they never had.
8. Go fishing one last time with my dog because it's relaxing. It allows me to decide what else I want to do before I die.
9.Go shoot monkeys in Africa. I hate monkeys.
10. Go scuba diving because it is awesome!

1 comment:

  1. "Mom and Dad will have party money and go on a honeymoon they never had." <---awww, I love this.

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